Me: "Buy **** back"
Stanley: "Ok"
Me: "Anfd food. No fast food"
Stanley: "Wah. Asking too much already"

Stanley's cracking me up lately.



On a lighter note, this place will be revived!



A million thoughts.
A million words, not keen to share.

I live alone. & I like it this way.
I have this hatred for you, which I never had for any other in my entire life.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal.You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 21 - April 19)You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and workalike hell. Most people think you are stubborn andbullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little.This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. Thatis why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism.Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold andunemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances foremployment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because ofyour total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority ofSagittarian are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.You should kill yourself.


F: Auntie, i want that jackfruit. *point to the dragonfruit*
F: Wrong, red fruit.
F: Eh, no. Grapefruit. *still pointing to the dragonfruit*
A: Xiao mei, it's call dragonfruit.


Wtf is a red fruit? Shag-a-mama.